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I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park

  • Guy who works in a haunted house:

    The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.

  • Me:

    Yeah? Why's that?

  • Guy:

    If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?

  • Me:


  • Me:

    i dont get it

  • Guy:

    you can see their bras. Its funny.

  • Me:

    did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?

  • Some girl walking past:

    What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

  • some other boy:

    HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?

  • girl:


  • other boy:


  • girl:


  • me:


  • first boy:

    uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

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